1. Things school has taught me:

    believers-never-diee:

    relahvant:

    shulamithbond:

    tagyouareit:

    dra3nei:

    • Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

    • How to hate people in general
    • To want to quit life weekly
    • How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    • Why I will never amount to anything

    mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    the magna carta was signed in 1215

    NEVER reveal you have gum

    "Sorry, I only have one pen"

    (Source: just-another-goddamn-paradox, via 0f-m1ce-and-squidgy)

  2. parynoid:

    when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

    (via prussias-little-gilbird)

  3. vaniccio:

    i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

    (via basedmind)

  4. chiariphernelia:

    shadowsandregretsss:

    cinnamonandsex:

    reservationsatdorsiaxo:

    desperatemonkeys:

    feliidaesabers:

    veeoneeye:

    If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

    I can’t breathe

    I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

    I still can’t get over this.

    So accurate its unbelievable 

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    HAHAHAHAH. 

    I will reblog this every time I have my period

    (Source: rosenotroads, via prussias-little-gilbird)

  5. bahtmun:

    emergeddivergent:

    falloutgal:

    gallifrey-feels:

    jawnthetimelord:

    incendiarism:

    why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense

    when else should you start school????

    in JANUARY

    like a REGULAR HUMAN

    WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON

    CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT

    BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS

    AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY

    Hogwarts starts in September

    There you go.

    (via powertothelocal-youngblood)

  6. thestumpgrinder:

    a haiku:

    ass ass ass ass ass

    ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

    ass ass ass ass ass

    (via prussias-little-gilbird)

  7. umistakeme-forstraight:

    Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

    (via louisphernelia)

    signedfury:

    realest plot-twist ever.

    (Source: fyeahmovieclub, via kuzzbuzz-fuzzspuzz)

  8. ericrileyy:

    Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

    This always makes me happy.

    (Source: socialcasualties, via basedmind)